saccstry:

I always thought it was weird how when the clock struck midnight all of Cinderella’s fancy stuff reverted except her glass slippers. In my head I imagine that when the clock struck midnight, her slippers started cracking and cutting into her feet as the magic disappeared. 

saccstry:

I always thought it was weird how when the clock struck midnight all of Cinderella’s fancy stuff reverted except her glass slippers. In my head I imagine that when the clock struck midnight, her slippers started cracking and cutting into her feet as the magic disappeared. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

thatfunnyblog:

 





hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

thatfunnyblog:

 

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing


Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’..

Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’..

tian-yang:

60s fashion legionary / 50s fashion viking

tian-yang:

60s fashion legionary / 50s fashion viking

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco

star-loser:

Jessica is so cold