I always thought it was weird how when the clock struck midnight all of Cinderella’s fancy stuff reverted except her glass slippers. In my head I imagine that when the clock struck midnight, her slippers started cracking and cutting into her feet as the magic disappeared.
The most hardcore handshake of all time.
hello mtv welcome to my crib
You know just a dildo on the wall.
where else is the parrot going to sit?
relevant to my interest.
it’s a cockatiel
just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing
Death blowing bubbles on ‘wallpaper’..
60s fashion legionary / 50s fashion viking
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.
new aesthetic: surreal pop punk
your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.
fall out void
Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco
Jessica is so cold